A while back there was a joke between my WoW vent friends and me that started because I love food. People would say they were eating something and I would say I was on my way over. Somehow it turned into me creepin into people's windows and stealing their food. So... because my mind doesn't stop... I revamped a song.. just for jooo!
From my mind to your screen, the premier of the kitchen intruder song!
She’s in your frigerator
She’s snatchin' your cupcakes up
tryna eat em so y’all need to
hide yo forks, hide yo knives
hide yo forks, hide yo knives
hide yo forks, hide yo knives
and hide yo spoons yah
cuz she eatin' errything out here
you told her what you havin' fo lunch
She's lookin for you
she gon find you
she gon find you
so you can run and hide that,
run and hide that run and hide that,
grandma grand, grand, grandma
she got yo adress
you done left IP adress and all
you are so dumb
she gonna eat yo plumb... for real
the lady got away leaving behind dirty plates
my steak was stolen by a fat chick in the projects
so dumb, eat yo plumb, so dumb, so dumb
She’s in your frigerator
She’s snatchin' your cupcakes up
tryna eat em so y’all need to
hide yo forks, hide yo knives
hide yo forks, hide yo knives
hide yo forks, hide yo knives
and hide yo spoons yah
cuz she eatin' errything out here
you told her what you havin' fo lunch
She's lookin for you
she gon find you
she gon find you
so you can run and hide that,
run and hide that run and hide that,
grandma grand, grand grandma
*bows and rolls off stage*
Oh. my. damn...
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